Im 5'3" and my maiden name is Short. Yes that is hilarious. No, I've never heard that one before.

My logic will be flawed and my theory will have many holes, but you should just be aware that I am right. Once you have accepted that, we’re ready to move on.

Now that we've gotten all the essentials out of the way...

Fandoms I (Re)Blog [ to varying degrees]:
☆ Charmed
☆ SuperWhoLock
☆ Any and all Whedonverse
☆ Disney
☆ Potterverse
☆ Divergent
☆ TMI
☆ Narnia
☆ PLL
☆ TVD
☆ Hunger Games
☆ Glee
☆ Grey's
☆ Being Human (US)
☆ Lost Girl
☆ etc.

Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor.
This theme has been modified by MidniteRose.
Theme colors based on this image.

 

Don’t kill yourself, please.

breaking-dexter:

If you’re suffering from depression and are looking for a sign to not go through with ending your life, this is it. This is the sign. We care.

If you see this on your dash, reblog it. You could save a life.

kelseydivesin:

My favorite conversation ever between two people who aren’t listening to a thing the other person says.

wow-suchbree-veryblog:

"If white people are so privileged why is there a Black Entertainment Network and no White Entertainment Network?"

"Men don’t have privilege, there are women’s only gyms!"

"Why isn’t there a campus centre for straight/cis people!?"

SAME REASONS WHY IN MARIO KART YOU DON’T GET BLUE SHELLS OR LIGHTNING BOLTS WHEN YOU’RE ALREADY IN FIRST PLACE, ASSBAG.

serkets:

itsgayerinenochian:

creepyjirachi:

"you can’t be just friends with people of the gender you’re attracted to"
myth actually true. i, as a bisexual, can confirm that i have no friends.

pansexuals spend their lives in solitude, with only rocks for company

meanwhile asexuals are friends with everyone. literally every single person on the planet. i do not know how i remember so many names

bisexualpiratequeen:

I’m trying hard to live by Cat Principles.

1- I am glorious above all things
2- Eat when hungry, sleep when sleepy, play when bored
3- Affection is given and received on my terms and only mine
4- Show displeasure clearly.
5- NO
6- Demand the things you want. If they aren’t given, demand them again, but louder this time.
7- If you are touched when you don’t want to be, say so. If they continue to touch you, make them bleed.

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rambling-insanity:

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I don’t understand how people can shower in like five minutes I mean I can go as fast as I can I still have to shampoo my hair and condition my hair and scrub myself and shave and cut myself shaving and use the blood in my summoning of the dark lord then travel to another dimension to ward off my enemies then come back and dry off how do you do that in five minutes

2 in 1 shampoo/conditioner

FUCK

OF COURSE