Im 5'3" and my maiden name is Short. Yes that is hilarious. No, I've never heard that one before.

My logic will be flawed and my theory will have many holes, but you should just be aware that I am right. Once you have accepted that, we’re ready to move on.

Now that we've gotten all the essentials out of the way...

Fandoms I (Re)Blog [ to varying degrees]:
☆ Charmed
☆ SuperWhoLock
☆ Any and all Whedonverse
☆ Disney
☆ Potterverse
☆ Divergent
☆ TMI
☆ Narnia
☆ PLL
☆ TVD
☆ Hunger Games
☆ Glee
☆ Grey's
☆ Being Human (US)
☆ Lost Girl
☆ etc.

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pooka-saurus:

shining-vagina:

carlyjespen:

why can’t plane tickets be like 10 dollars

why can’t concert tickets be like 10 dollars

why can’t everything be like 10 dollars

I’m not paying 10 dollars for a candy bar fuck you

I’d pay $10 for a candy bar if it meant I got to pay $10 for a plane ticket and $10 for a gold ticket to burcon

(Source: superhighschoollevelhope-archive)

rapunzelie:

being a person who relies heavily on physical affection while also being a person who does not get very much physical affection is a lil exhausting and saddening

brigittewhoa:

snowiedear:

Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014)

#i don’t know why i never realized before #that his swagger is because his left side is heavier than his right 

This movie is the only time I have found that actor hot. Evil looks good on him. Shew..

brigittewhoa is either a liar or wrong. I mean, come on. Did you SEE him as the bad guy in The Covenant? Yes evil looks good on him, but this is not the only movie :P

(Source: communified)

allmymetaphors:

ppl always ask me “”what are you going to do with your degree”“ and “"if you wanna get a PHD how do you plan on paying for it"" and ""where are you gonna move after college"" but here is the thing:

i am very powerful and cute and im gonna float through this world one day at a time. please leave me alone.