Im 5'3" and my maiden name is Short. Yes that is hilarious. No, I've never heard that one before.

My logic will be flawed and my theory will have many holes, but you should just be aware that I am right. Once you have accepted that, we’re ready to move on.

Now that we've gotten all the essentials out of the way...

Fandoms I (Re)Blog [ to varying degrees]:
☆ Charmed
☆ SuperWhoLock
☆ Any and all Whedonverse
☆ Disney
☆ Potterverse
☆ Divergent
☆ TMI
☆ Narnia
☆ PLL
☆ TVD
☆ Hunger Games
☆ Glee
☆ Grey's
☆ Being Human (US)
☆ Lost Girl
☆ etc.

Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor.
This theme has been modified by MidniteRose.
Theme colors based on this image.

 

ieatunicornsforbreakfast10:

nerdnuggets:

jelliclephantomfaces:

chandraleeschwartz:

six-months-from-never:

*sees broom*

*picks up broom*

"TELL THEM HOW I AM DEFYYYYYYYYYING GRAAAAAVITTYYYY"

*starts sweeping broom sadly*

"There is a castle on a cloud…"

*holds broom horizontally*

"Never need a reason, never need a rhyme. Up on the roof top step in time!"

*sweeps broom angrily*

"IT’S A HARD KNOCK LIFE!"

*jumps on broom*

Training for the ballet Potter!

nothing will ruin your 20s more than thinking you should have your life together already.

I need to write this on every wall of my room. (via thisyearsgirls)

(Source: cokeinaglassbottle)

quantumaviator:

artigosaurus:

queen-of-dork:

i-am-a-cat-eins-zwei-drei:

debisanacronym1:

WHY ARE NONE OF YOU FUCKERS FLIPPING SHIT?!?

NASA HAS DECLARED PLUTO A PLANET AGAIN

IT HAS MOONS!!!!! IT HAS MOONS!!!!!!!

WHAT. WHAT! PLUTO YOU FUCKING DID IT!

VIVA LA PLUTO, YOU DID IT!!!

YOU CANT SAY SOMETHING LIKE THIS AND PROVIDE NO LINKS GUYS!!!!

dukeofbookingham:

kingsbellamy:

DO YOU KNOW THAT KIND OF WRITER’S BLOCK WHERE YOU ALREADY HAVE A PLOT, YOU KNOW WHAT TO WRITE BUT YOU DON’T KNOW HOW TO WRITE IT AND YOU JUST STARE AT THE COMPUTER SCREEN FOR HOURS UNTIL YOU FINALLY CLOSE THE DOCUMENT AND CURSE YOUR ENTIRE EXISTENCE 

CAUSE I DO 

YES AND IT GOES A LOT LIKE THIS:

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(Source: kingsbellamy)

Harry then did something that was both very brave and very stupid.

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone (page 176) or as I like to call it: A summary of all seven Harry Potter books summed up in one sentence.  (via scribbledwriting)

quinngingerlove:

archicide:

"we almost dated" is such a weird relationship to have with someone

Plus the sequel “we never got closure”

And then the side adaptation “as I result I have a weird crush that never died”

thecaptainsoiree:

It’s my 28th birthday on October 1st, so I thought I’d do something fun and have a giveaway! It’s open to all my followers, and all you have to do to be in the draw is like or reblog this post :)

The prizes are:

  • a pair of Sterling Silver Elopus earrings from this years GISHWHES schwag shwop
  • a little bundle of stationery from Typo (may be slightly different to what’s pictured because I have to go buy them tomorrow)
  • & a deancas ficlet of up to 5k, based on a prompt of your choice—or, if you can’t come up with one, I’ll think of one on my own :)

I’ll also have two runners up who’ll get a ficlet of up to 3k each!

Because a couple of the prizes are physical objects, you’ll have to be comfortable giving me your mailing address to enter. Other than that, the only rule is that you need to be following me to win.

I’ll use a randomizer to choose the winner on October 2nd, and will mail out the prizes once the GISHWHES earrings have reached me. Good luck <3

(also! if the winner doesn’t wear earrings and doesn’t know anyone they could give them to, I’ll swap them out for the GISHWHES tote bag in blue!)