Im 5'3" and my maiden name is Short. Yes that is hilarious. No, I've never heard that one before.
My logic will be flawed and my theory will have many holes, but you should just be aware that I am right. Once you have accepted that, we’re ready to move on.
Now that we've gotten all the essentials out of the way...
Fandoms I (Re)Blog [ to varying degrees]:
☆ Any and all Whedonverse
☆ Hunger Games
☆ Being Human (US)
☆ Lost Girl
why can’t plane tickets be like 10 dollars
why can’t concert tickets be like 10 dollars
why can’t everything be like 10 dollars
I’m not paying 10 dollars for a candy bar fuck you
I’d pay $10 for a candy bar if it meant I got to pay $10 for a plane ticket and $10 for a gold ticket to burcon
being a person who relies heavily on physical affection while also being a person who does not get very much physical affection is a lil exhausting and saddening
ppl always ask me “”what are you going to do with your degree”“ and “"if you wanna get a PHD how do you plan on paying for it"" and ""where are you gonna move after college"" but here is the thing:
i am very powerful and cute and im gonna float through this world one day at a time. please leave me alone.